I'm an awkward motherfucker!

Amusing anecdote from last night -

I have a friend who makes bullwhips. I didn't know he made whips until last night when he was showing off the cracking sound they make.

Well, me being me, even just that cracking sound caused blood to suddenly pool into two distinct places on my body. One of them was my face.

The two other people there seemed confused that I suddenly was looking down & holding very still. My friend who makes the whips paused and looked at me for a moment & then said "oh, I think I know what just happened". I turned even more red.

Awwwwwkwwwwwarrrrdddddd. *sigh*